Monday, August 2, 2010

The Dating Game

I was trying to think of something to blog about the other day....I don't feel like anything blog worthy has been happening lately.  Then I got to thinking about my past, particularly past boyfriends and realized that I have some great material stored up! 

I was never afraid to date around.  My philosophy was that through dating the good, the bad and the ugly, you will learn what is good, bad and ugly and eventually find Mr. Right.  I even gave online dating a try after college.  I dated jocks, rockers, prepsters and zeros (although, I didn't realize they were zeros until a bit later). 

I once dated a guy in college who in full seriousness told me about how he was going to invent a machine that would time travel.  I swear to you that he fully believed this.  Remember the book/movie "The Time Traveler's Wife?"  This was not anything like that.  Weirdo.

I dated a musician once who wore more makeup than me.  I'm not talking cool rockstar makeup like eyeliner, I'm talking concealer, foundation and powder...everyday...not just for the stage.  I guess he is the one laughing now because he is topping the country music charts and headlining concerts. 

And guys, never think it's romantic to spray your cologne on a teddy bear as a going away present to remember you by.  This has sadly happened to me on more than one occasion and it's just creepy! 

I would love to hear about your funny, weird or memorable ex-boyfriend stories too!  I know I have more to share too. 

1 comment:

  1. Ha, ha, ha!!! I remember Mr. Make-up guy and everytime I see him or hear his music I think of how weirded out you were putting your make-up on...together.

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